This semester is a turning out to be a a Jekyll/Hyde monstrosity of technology-heavy film-based work warring with traditional technical sessions of drawing and painting. I’m just happy that there’s barely any typography. It’s too early to really say much about the individual classes. I am, however, steeped in nostalgia this week because of all the talk about narrative, film, and Citizen Kane. I love Citizen Kane, not because of Citizen Kane, but because of Velvet Goldmine.
Velvet Goldmine, if you’ve never seen it or heard of it, is a glorious fanfiction fantasy from director Todd Haynes, who in short had the chutzpah to make a movie about David Bowie having a sexual affair with Iggy Pop set to the plot of Citizen Kane, drizzled thickly with Oscar Wilde references and topped with huge dollops of man candy in eyeliner and tight pants.
Looking back, it’s difficult to downplay the affect this movie had on me. I can’t count the number of books I’ve read, albums I’ve listened to, and movies I’ve seen that all somehow connect back to that initial mind-opening creative burst. It drove me to discover entire planes of reality I didn’t know existed. There was something about its fantasy world where Victorian witticisms slipped as easily from everyone’s lips as their pants did down to their ankles that seized me. It was glamorous and raw all at once — inspirational, aspirational, and somehow comforting.
As a bored teenagers in the conservative suburbs, suffice to say my mind was blown. Kids these days have Lady Gaga. I had Velvet Goldmine. It’s recently been released on Blu-Ray, if you’re interested. Also, fair warning, you’re gonna see a few tits and dicks, so don’t say I never did anything for ya.

















